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Stuff that isn't involving getting wet here (nights out, fundraising etc)
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not sure if posted this before but i think this is really weird....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLXHvBFG ... ed&search=
If you weren't so stupid I could explain to you how stupid you are...
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Its so cruel to be laughing at those gosts genetic quirks, but you just can't help it! :lol:
Boys are like lightbulbs....some are just brighter than others!

I think my drinking club has a kayaking problem!

I might be drunk but I'm sober!!

Don't look at me in that tone of voice!!
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This isn't exam/study related but heres some more stupid,funny things;

1) When ur driving and looking for an address why do u turn down the volume on the radio?
2)How can you hear yourself think?
3)Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg?
4)Why does 'Fat chance' and 'Slim chance' mean the same thing?
5)Why is it called a building if its aleady built?
6)Why is the word abbreviate so long?
7)If a person who suffered from amnesia was cured, would they ever remember they forgot?
8)If you died with braces on would they take them off?
9)Is it possible to get addicted to counselling? if so, hows it treated?
10)If you try fail and suceed what did u just do?
11)Do fish sleep?
12)Aren't you tired of people asking you rhetorical questions & you dunno if they are rhetorical or not?
13)Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
14)Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
15)Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
16)Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
17)If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
18)Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
19)Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
20)Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
21)If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
22)Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
23)Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies
wake up like every two hours?
24)If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
hearing?
25)Why do people pay to go up tall buildings & then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
26)Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going
to see you naked anyway.
27)Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
28)What do you call male ballerinas?
29)Can blind people see their dreams?
30)Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above? lol we all did it too though!
Boys are like lightbulbs....some are just brighter than others!

I think my drinking club has a kayaking problem!

I might be drunk but I'm sober!!

Don't look at me in that tone of voice!!
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Why is the fear of long words hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
I like going bowling; I always make my name '3 Testicles' on the board. That way the TV occasionaly says "Congratulations 3 Testicles! You got a spare"

You Can take a horse to water, But you can't fiddle with it
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Fainting goats Enjoy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we9_CdNPuJg
WFT did I do!?

I definitely hate Yuri more anyway. Especially after Saturday night!

Yuri's new company....

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A link specially for tony or other people who have THe tube website blocked by the man
http://208.65.153.251/watch?v=55kyb2Lw5a0
Oh ya may not work if the man at ur work/wherever is smarter than the average! If so tough!
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Polo or Surf????
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also blocked...
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I can't watch because my computer doesn't have flash :(
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I'm still in exams so this thread still applies, Here, some classic moments in the simpsons:


http://youtube.com/watch?v=0ultQk-WsmA

and the best:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ay9quaodUdU
I like going bowling; I always make my name '3 Testicles' on the board. That way the TV occasionaly says "Congratulations 3 Testicles! You got a spare"

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Think its about time we got this thread going again................
I like going bowling; I always make my name '3 Testicles' on the board. That way the TV occasionaly says "Congratulations 3 Testicles! You got a spare"

You Can take a horse to water, But you can't fiddle with it
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check it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIHAc7_pGjk

if youv got speakers turn em on!
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you wants some TRUE ABS material? :twisted: for all you Father Ted superfans out there....

all 3 seasons of Father Ted on Sidereel.com!!! you have to download a little thing first (not a virus or anything, i use it), but then you can fully enjoy it! just click on the link that says "stage6" next to the episode!

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Good luck with the study guys!! Its a nice time to be on Co-Op :)
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can't do the whole quote thing but....

Emma what were you talking about back there in realtion to me in the Clubs and Socs and lib... do i have a twin? :?: :?
When in Rome.....
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Ah Bean bless your tiny little cotton socks!

Check the date of that post... :D
Who the fu*k does she think she is? I can put 'H's in shit too!"

Emma: 'Seán was that a fart?"
Sean: "No that was my phone vibrating to let me know that I had to fart. . . which i did!"
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